Officially the Funniest Day of My Life

One fine/Short Day, I was just, yknow, taking a stroll into the office - Mum's back office to be precise - dumped my stuff on the chair, took of my jacket and sighed as I awaited my dreaded task --- copywriting. Exactly as it says on the label, except I had strict and difficult instructions to follow:

1) Make sure your eyes line up with the words on the paper
2) Read the text, eliminating the edited-out words and making subsequent changes to the text
3) Do all of the above, but on word, saving as you go along.
4) GOOGLE.

OKok, number 4 is a dirty lie and was not on my non-existent list of instructions, but it happened anyway.

So there I was, typing up a load of really random contract stuff and WOOPS
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...
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GOOGLE.

[that's what happened. my fingers couldn't stop themselves]

[...seriously.]

And I consequently stumbled across PAT's blog.

Good Lord. That was a mistake. The 16 pages of copywriting I had to do would've taken me 2 hours [NOT 4 AND A HALF] if I hadn't Googled. Damn the Bad Idea Bears. Yet LOVE them at the same time!!!!

And this was officially THE funniest blog I had ever read in my lifetime. All of PAT's blogs are funny. But this one crossed the line.

I was uncontrolably laughing at something I had already done and was merely looking back upon through somebody's blog. I was alone in this office, crying endless tears and giggling non-stop!

God knows what the people in the front office thought of me... they must have thought I was completely insane. There was no doubt that they heard me.

Then I thought I have to actually prove that I found it frikkin hilarious, so I gave PAT friendly phone call :]

Not that there was much point, I was laughing so much I couldn't get my words out and I was literally banging my head on the desk in laughter.

The bits that absolutely C-R-A-C-K-E-D me up:

Me: Right...Blood brothers...Blood brothers... *opens up internet window to get notes form my email*

PAT: *sitting next to me* WHY DOESN'T SIMON LIPKIN HAVE A WEBSITE????

Me: what???? *GOOGLES!!!!* HE DOESN'T?!?!?!?!

*half an hour searching later*

Me/PAT: Awww, that's a shame.

PAT: Ok, KT, KT, KT...*types a few words*

Me: *has accidentally slipped onto GOOGLE IMAGES* wow Jon's cute. Awww look at them...awww its Simon and Jon...

PAT: *slidy chair sliding across* SIMON????

>> I was wetting myself by this point <<

Me: Blood Brothers...hmmm...Blood Brothers...

PAT: I wonder what his birthday is???? *has accidentally slipped onto Google*

Me: He must have one...*searches* Oooooh...*slips onto Paint mixed with a KT photograph of PAT and I and of course, Google Images*

*half an hour later, we've printed off more photos, including one of us merged into a photo with them*

Us: *giggling*

PAT: Seriously, KT, KT, KT...

Me: *sliding across the room on my chair* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Not to mention THE REST of the blog. Every sentence, i couldn't breathe.

ENJOY!!

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